February 2012
January 2012
Period's Late, haven't had sex. Must be carrying...
When in doubt, turn to food. →
Doing your homework. →
Friday:
Saturday:
Sunday:
When you're sitting in class day dreaming
and then realize you have missed the whole lesson
lord of the flies in a nutshell
ralph: we need a fire
ralph: guys we need a fire
ralph: we really need a fire guys
ralph: guys
ralph: a fire
ralph: WE NEED ONE
jack: i have a better idea let's kill everything
piggy: lol I'm fat
piggy: *dead*
All of the Above →
“We have a test next week.”
“Come wash the dishes.”
“Your aunt is coming into town.”
“Darren Criss is at the bottom of the pool.”
“The homework is double-sided.”
“You have an essay due at the end of the week.”
“Oh, wait, you thought it was Friday? Nope. It’s only Tuesday.”
Why don't nuns wear bras? →
because god supports everything
That awkward moment when your teacher says "find a...
And you have no friends in that class so you’re like…
And then you’re like “Can I work alone”?
And the teacher says yes. So you pretend you’re too cool to work in partners and you look like…
But inside you’re like…
When in your room listening to music and that one... →
Restarting the whole song because you missed your... →
Doing homework for the first time and the teacher... →
ME:
When someone texts you saying they see you.
Greeting someone I dislike:
when people tell you smile on a bad day... →
THE YEAR 2758
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: RACK CITY BITCH RACK RACK CITY BITCH
When you're trying to cook something, and It turns...
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Like my Shandoni dawgs
You know when you walk into a room and forget why...
