May 2013
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snapchatting:
*acoustic cover of your text post*
nbcemployee:
the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship
icwok:
send me nudes and i’ll rate your parents’ disappointment
magicconchshell:
imagine if you went to go see a horror movie but it was just a slide show of your middle school selfies for an hour
JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
INTERVIEWER: Like what?
JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please Abraham, I’m not that man.”
